Hey Heath,
You beautifully captured many emotions here. There are many thoughts that came up while reading your post. First of all, the Central Authentication System. Yes, it is a great system for security but has many lapses. My friend was visiting India and he became technologically handicapped as he could not access any university system because his phone was broken. After trying multiple sources he was able to contact help desk. So, they should definitely have a temporary pass or something. Second, I really liked your statement, “Perhaps instead of having technology policies in our syllabuses, we should treat those policies as an evolving contract with the class, one that may require renegotiation as the semester progresses”. This is such a basic requirement. Restricting something completely sometimes have a far worse effect. It should evolve as per requirement.
The last point is about values. You have described it in such a brilliant perspective. No matter how advance is the technology, we should never ever forget that it is created by humans and that it should never have the upper hand. Mix and match however much you like but ultimately you should be in control. And as long as humans are valued, I am sure the society will progress in a positive manner. Thanks for the blog!